in court
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same

not-my-three-patch-problem:

Leon Ockenden (Norman Jayden) playing Heavy Rain.

Leon: “Yeah, oh hang on drying the hair, gotta get his hair dry. Oh that’s nice.
Lovely. Oh, now down to the body oh look at that he’s enjoying himself.”
[X]

pudgypyro:

a bunch of dumb cuties uvu
part 1
I drew these all during school when I should have been paying attention

pudgypyro:

a bunch of dumb cuties uvu

part 1

I drew these all during school when I should have been paying attention

tagged: +team fortress 2  +tf2 

local-shop:

punch-a-your-buns:

local-shop:

ewebean:

adrnired:

debbieneedstostrut:

what is the MAGIC

it’s called mochi!

it’s like ice cream in a soft skin!

also, it’s fucking amazing!

This is もちアイス (mochiaisu) and the “soft skin” is pounded rice cake. The white stuff you see on the outside is powdered sugar so they won’t get sticky. It’s very delicious on a hot day and you can get these at the right self-serve frozen yogurt joints. Unfortunately North America sells one mochiaisu for a dollar and some cents whereas in Japan you can get these by the boxful in any supermarket.

Want it. Nnh

you can make it yourself at home folks! Mochi is really simple to make, all you have to do is take 2 cups rice flower, mix with 1 cup water and 1/2 cup sugar, boil it in a pot or put in a ceranwrap covered bowl and put in microwave for 7 minutes. turn off the heat and stir it until it becomes solid and sticky. Then you can roll it into balls with a little bit of rice flour on top to keep it from being too sticky. Then you can eat it just like that, cover a scoop of ice cream and freeze it to make this, or you can make Strawberry Daifuku which is strawberries and red bean paste (anko) wrapped in mochi. I make it all the time!

Aww damn i gotta do this!!

tagged: +mochi  +kashiwaba 
passerineart:

yuri president representhelp liling has taken a hold of my art and she wont let go )-: /distressed squeaky toy sounds

passerineart:

yuri president represent

help liling has taken a hold of my art and she wont let go )-: /distressed squeaky toy sounds